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Jan 18, 2023

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the so-called greatest movie of all time, The Shawshank Redemption. Comedian Rob Stant joins the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michael has some interesting theories about Rita Hayworth, Dave is obsessed with Andy's crappy boat, and Rob just can't...


Jan 14, 2023

Michael and Dave watched nothing. But here is a sneak peek of a recent chat, exclusive to Patreon! Get Center Chats, The Center Consumed, voting, The Center Cache, early access, shout-outs, and surprises! Help support the show that supports your boring days with weird shit. Please and thank you! Thanks for...


Jan 4, 2023

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix Tim Burton sensation Wednesday. Michael is fascinated by Ortega's wild BJ-Gods vision posture and thinks Crackstone looks like the Quaker Oats guy. Dave is obsessed with Thing, and Luis Guzman, and both the guys hate the Hyde. Oh, and fuck...